let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?
Me most of the year:
Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas:
I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
there were a lot of posts i regret making on my old blog and this is one of them